i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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