Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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