So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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