Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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