weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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