my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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