Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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