singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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