Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Couch. On fire.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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