he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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