I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
there is glitter all over my balls
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