with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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How external is "for external use only"?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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