need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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