this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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