Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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