The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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