go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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