Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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