Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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