In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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