I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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