I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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