What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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