I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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