carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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