god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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