Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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