Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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