Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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