He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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