super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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