There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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