VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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