It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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