why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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