I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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