Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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