I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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