I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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