i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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