I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Life is so much better after having sex.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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