Too much gin, very little bucket
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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