I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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