there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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