Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
the condom got lost in my hair
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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