So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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