...so i touched it.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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