Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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