Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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