God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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